Valentines

Comic 007: A Dying Breed

Punch the Grunt would like to tackle a growing concern about Valentine's Day. I would like all the male gamers for a second to turn around. Yes, that's right, please put down the controller and turn around. Do you see that woman all alone on the couch?  Yes. Well, that is your girlfriend. In the past, she has agreed to be
involved in a relationship with you, not realizing that you have sold your soul to an electronic console. That is why on Valentine's day, or Dia de los muertos as the gaming community like to call it, we here at Punch the Grunt would like you to show her some attention. Remember all of your BS she put up with? Well, it's time for that patience to be rewarded. So suck it up, put on your jacket, and take her someplace nice (and by someplace nice, we don't mean the mountain ranges of Azeroth or the darkened corridors of the Spiral.
Just because you like those places doesn't mean she is a fan of them).

For those gamers who are completely lost, don't fret, because we have your back and hope to put out a "How to Survive Valentine's Day Guide" in the future.

-J