Fable 3 Relationships

Comic 017: Fable 3 & Relationships

As we are busy airing out our dirty laundry, this comic, although outdated, exemplifies the wondrous world of Fable 3. It is in such a magical land that one can marry, raise a family, and contract STDs in a single bound (let alone parade within the castle's palisade dressed as a chicken). I, personally, have enjoyed every minute this game has had to offer, but I find it perplexing who whenever I'm in game with my wife and child that I constantly get hit on by whores. Needless to say, it has caused my wife to question the integrity of my actions. DAMN YOU, FILTHY WHORES! I can't help it if my character looks rather strapping with his platinum blonde hair and regal garb. I mean just because they are drawn to my character doesn't mean I did anything with them, right? RIGHT?!! Or maybe there was more to tell that time I blacked out in Bowerstone

...No...I must not...for in that way madness lies.

-J