Sunday, March 20, 2011

For The Curious

Comic 028: Enter The Demon

No, I did not hit the Demon with my Truck. If I did, the vehicle
would be totaled. Yes, the Demon's head is reinforced with a
beryllium, nickel, and titanium alloy which can withstand well over
200,000 psi. In other words, it's more durable than an Abrahms
tank!

-J

Friday, March 18, 2011

Life Expectancy

Comic 027: Stronger Than Your Average Bear

Yes!!!!  A Carmine is finally going to live through this game. It's about damn time!

-J

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Japan Relief

Comic 026: Continuing Guilt

Greetings fellow Grunt Punchers,

Usually I would start the week by writing a diatribe or two about something that really pisses me off.  Instead, I find my effort centered on the tragedy that has befallen Japan. My heart goes out to those people stuck without food, water, and electricity, and I pray some sort of relief effort makes it out to their way soon.

P.S. The video game referenced above is pretty f--ked up too.

-J

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Love Taps

Comic 025: Love Taps

The day of rest and cookies...AND CAKE!!!

I don't know what relevance this has with anything, but I was watching "Sparticus: Gods of the Arena" and I really wanted to do a comic like this. Personal note: The webmaster and I would actually come at each other with wooden swords. It was fun until he struck me in the knee and sent me reeling to the ground.

Ah, memories...how I miss those days.

-J

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

A Felicitous Tuesday!

Comic 023: Milla Vanilla

This is Derrick's absurd logic, rather far-fetched from his ordinary circumlocutions. Although his arguments usually parallel with his pragmatic nature, this one bordered on the surreal. It was a rather unusual moment for me, because I could not fathom the abstruse meaning of his words. Even when he tried to break it down, I felt
like I needed a drawing board, charts, and a power point presentation in order to grasp its meaning. Needless to say, that was what was done. I sincerely believe Derrick's interpretation of the human language has been reduced to such a level that it has become an idiom to him and him alone, for not even the other people in the house understood.

-J

Friday, March 4, 2011

The Day Is Ours!

Comic 022: On Deaf Ears

Jenna has the mindset of a typical Texan when it comes to video games: She wants to blow shit up and blow it up again. I, on the other hand, enjoy a good story when one is presented...or at least try to anyway. Needless to say, playing Halo: Reach together was not the wisest of ideas. Don't get me wrong, she is an excellent player, but every time

[SPOILER ALERT]

a member of Noble team died she gave out a sigh of relief, for it meant there was one less person to annoy her. The story, in her mind, was an unwanted distraction from the bigger picture: Blowing shit up. It is at this point that I reference the reader to "It's All In The Wrists," because clearly my girlfriend falls into the "Madmen" category. God, I love her!!!

-J

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Fucking Snowboarders.

Comic 021: Le Douche

The week is almost over my friends!

Again, forgive the artwork for I also did this while I was on vacation. I must admit that I actually did quite well for my first time skiing. What initially started as a "balls to the wall" drop that landed me face first into a snow drift eventually turned into someone who could handle Intermediate hills with the greatest of ease. Somewhere
along that interim, I discovered how to stop falling and how to actually start skiing. The only thing that agitated me were those "God Damn Snowboarders!" These kids, would just stop in the middle of a slope and sit down. What the hell is that @#$%? Near the end of our stay, I became convinced that these people were probably getting paid by the skiing resort to act as obstacles...because that was all they f---ing were!!! RAGE!!!

Ok, I'm done.

-J

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Hump Day

Comic 020: Cartoons & Conundrums


Hump Day is yet upon us!

Forgive the artwork, I actually drew this while in a truck en route to the Poconos. This conversation did actually happen. It is a conspiracy I tell you! A CONSPIRACY!!!

-J